This was disappointing for all the wrong reasons.
The animation itself was great. Fun story, good art/animation, great voice acting, etc. What I don't understand, is why you need to get people's attention with promises of porn when you clearly have something worth their time. If you chose a suitable title and description, you will probably get a much higher rating than if not.
What I don't understand is...how the hell is this only 9.4 KB?
I must say, I'm really impressed. I was shocked by how great this game was. The pace, the plot, the characters, and the drawings were all perfect, which is weird for me because normally I don't like 8-bit games.
I've never heard of you before, Zillix, but I hope to see more from you in the future!
That is all.
I love it.
All of it. The game, the music, the concept, it's absolutely brilliant. It sort of reminded me of GLaDOS from Portal, except beautiful in an odd way. I thank you for making this.
Very long game and takes a while to beat, but that makes it that much better.
Funny thing is, I was playing Diablo 2 like 2 minutes ago (and I can really tell how much you based this game on D2).
I guess you can't get tired of these games!
Well...first of all, this is more movie than game.
The animations were great though, with the exception of CrazyJay. It was far too short, and the characters need to move more like actual people; only a weapon or an arm moves when a character attacks, making it seem as if the character is fighting effortlessly. The spear-swing by CrazyJay was well-animated though.
The Bo-Staff fight by Hyun was simply amazing, and everyone that watched probably can tell why. I'm pretty sure that the Bo-Staff guy did a move sequence from Xiao Xiao 3 (stick fighting flash movie), which I'm pretty sure came from one of the Matrix movies.
The animation for Bow and Arrows by Supranova was pretty smooth, but the actual fight sequence was kind of boring. It's not nearly as impressive as what the other guys did...I mean, it's just a bunch of dude shooting arrows at a spartan.
Death by Shovel by Endo-K was just fantastic...that guy with the shovel is too badass to be true!
Miccool's Cardiac Arrest was a bit disappointing, although the action was terrific. The Spartan's moves surpass those of Leonidas, and the cinematic effects are well...cinematic. It could just be an easy way to end it, but his death was pretty disappointing :(.
The Multiple Weapon Massacre by Drifts was a bit excessive, seeing how the Spartan didn't stand a chance, regardless of how badass he may be (I wish I could stand up after taking a clip from an SMG and getting blown up). The action was great though.
Although this game is kind of hard for me, it really impressed me. My favorite part was when you move the strawberry over a solid red capital B, with the B appearing in a different area and with a number on the top left corner increase by one.
It's a bit hard on the thirteenth level when you're fighting the giant robot though, he keeps firing those one-hit kill missiles that are almost unavoidable. I keep dying on that part.
As good as a puzzle game gets!
I'm not going to tell you how great your game is and whatnot...I'm pretty sure you already know!
I loved how the "you from the future" keeps talking to you. He reminds me of GLaDOS from Portal, in how he messes around with you and he's a sack of sarcasm. Great job!
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